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Richard

Doubting Thomas

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We arrived at the entrance of the monastery in the drizzling twilight. High walls with apparently no windows separated the interior from the outside. A strange uncomfortable vibe crept through my veins. It felt like we stepped into the Middle Ages. As if King Charlemagne with his retinue could appear around the corner any moment. Here we stood, six of us. What to expect from this retreat?

We knocked on a small wooden door in the middle of this massive stone wall. Minutes passed before the door finally opened with a creaking sound. A monk, hidden deep inside his cloak welcomed us upon entering. He let us through a hallway to a small visitors room. Here he lowered his hood, introduced himself and explained us the rules and what to expect.

Last Updated on Saturday, 21 May 2011 11:33
 

Freed Willy

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It was in a theme park that he met with Petra again. A girl he snuggled with in the West Indies on a blue blue Monday. A mindless miniskirt with massive melons best defined this specimen. Because of the lack of brain the only attraction was a physical one. That is from his side. She on the other hand was all over him and into him.

It was just before closing time that they entered the Pagode. The most boring theme park attraction on the face of this earth. A representation of a Taiwanese Flying Temple. A sort of Ferris wheel without this excitement of a Ferris wheel. If there’s any. A residue from the late seventies when Legoland and leisure pools where the number one activities for us commoners.

Last Updated on Saturday, 21 May 2011 11:35
 

Hooray For Horatio!

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A couple of crafty Dutch Marines cut of the roof and transformed it to a convertible. They must have thought: “What good is living in the tropics without a convertible”. It was a job well done. With an axe they cut holes in the floor to prevent it from flooding during tropical rains. A most magnificent car with some nice extras. No key was needed to start the engine. I just used the key proforma so nobody would find out about this secret. Also no rear view mirrors and no flashers. I named him Horatio Nelson, my flag ship.

Tropical roads become very slippery during rainfall. Especially after a long drought. One night back from the city it drizzled and we got into a full spin on top of the Juliana bridge. Although the spin took no longer than 5 seconds, it felt like ages. I remember a lively discussion in the car about what I should do to stop from spinning. “No breaks!” “No no, no gear!” “No no, Dó apply the brakes.” “No, just steer in the opposite direction!” It was like being part of movie shown in slow motion. I stopped the discussion short: “Guys, embrace yourselves. Incoming!"

Last Updated on Wednesday, 11 May 2011 09:37
 

You're Daisy If You Do

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What is that with us guys? Why do we want to blow up stuff? It starts out at the age of 10. Throwing fire crackers at each other. A few years later the fire crackers are replaced with "Widow Makers" and "Avalanche Bombs". And then for real on to Afghanistan. Shooting rockets at so called Al-Qaeda fighters. Most likely some innocent children used as decoy. Teddy bears blown to smithereens make good television.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 11 May 2011 09:31
 

Leave The Turd At Home

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The moment they entered our bar, we knew for sure they were undercover. The combination of mustache and their spotless sneakers gave them away immediately. “Hi officers. What can we do for you?”, the bartender on duty asked while he put on the song ‘Cop Killers’. “Next time you want to infiltrate leave the turd under your nose at home”, another added to the conversation. Although you could read the disappointment from their eyes they denied being cops.

Apparently the Bureau had decided that our fraternity needed to be checked out and these two academy no-know freshmen were sent on a mission to investigate the rumors. To give them some ammo we started on suspicious activities immediately. Humongous joints where created while others started on cutting flour. Some started exchanging large amounts of cash. We even arranged an old school student brawl for them, which for the untrained eye looks like a saloon fight.

Last Updated on Thursday, 25 November 2010 14:10
 
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